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If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
by micah June 19, 2010
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outsider art

A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.
I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.
by monkiki April 22, 2005
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outside

Outside is where the sun lives. Its the area just beyond your front door. Be cautious because there is no ceiling and you may just float away.
Outside is also a popular destination for people with "real lives".
Computer nerd 1 - "Hey guess what! I went outside and got a suntan today."
Computer nerd 2 - "Outside? Is that a new map? How many experience points is a suntan worth?"
by i heart hussies April 22, 2005
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Outside

The most popular free-to-play MMORPG in the world, with more seven billion active players and counting.
"I'd like to play RuneScape more, but I've been pretty occupied with Outside."
by Danny 2011 October 2, 2014
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Brick outside

Kayla- it’s mad brick outside

Stephanie- wym brick?
Kayla- IT MEANS ITS MAD COLD😭
by JAYLENE S NYC December 3, 2021
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The Cuban Outsider

wow that was a deep shot by the Cuban Outsider
by Kody Wade November 19, 2009
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Go Play Outside

A common phrase used to harass and berate gamers to stop being “lazy asses” and “go play outside.”
“Bobby get off your fat ass and go play outside.”

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!”
by CurrentlyExistant69420 February 3, 2020
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