OTPHJ

OTPHJ is an acronym for the term: Over the Pants Hand Job. This is when a female jerks ur meat whilst ur pants are still on, over your pants. No direct meat to hand contact is made.

Tommy: Yo what did y'all do last night?
Jimothy: Dude she threw me the OTPHJ!
Tommy: No way man this sounds fire.

by Runford October 3, 2023

otphj

An abbreviation for "over the pants hand job"

"bro did you bang her?" "no man all i got was an otphj"

by Max D and JC August 4, 2008

C(r)otch

A combination of the words crotch and cotch. It can be used to imply either crotch or cotch, as in genitals or to relax or recline with friends.

Dude: Hey Guy, lets can we c(r)otch here?

Guy: Good idea Dude, I was getting tired.

Ben: Yeah, my c(r)otch was starting to chafe due to all the walking.

by Bloodyscenekids April 17, 2009

B-otch

Slag or punk bitch

Shut up ya b-otch!

by Che McKenna September 13, 2003

OTPHJ

The Over The Pants Hand Job "OTPHJ," was originally coined by a young industrious man in northern Calgary, Canada. Whilst working on a road crew the individual noodled a challenge to engage a member of the opposite sex in an OTPHJ past ejaculation; a bounty was levied and a legend was spawn.

Legend has it that November 2009, an extended member of the exclusive open membership club engaged and was ultimately successful in dethroning the virgin OTPHJ while on a dance floor in New York City's infamous Meat Packing District.

Dude, that girl is dripping a snail trail from Alaska, hit the bid and take her home.

Friend: No. I am gunning for an OTPHJ; everything else is elementary.

by John Tods February 4, 2010

bee-otch

The use of mixing a bitch and a crotch so it makes a bitch crotch

Julia wants some of that bee-otch

by Kyle83 and Matt January 12, 2008

b'otch

commonly spelled "bi-atch." Refers to a female dog or a woman.

by Joey March 20, 2003