oppo-siding

The act of asking someone's advise/opinion, but always against what they say.

Quit asking what I think if you're just gonna be oppo-siding!

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G

OPPO®'s (a subsidiary of BBK Electronics) current (as of 2022 H1) flagship smartphone. Powered by Qualcomm® Snapdragon™ 8 Gen 1 Mobile SoC with a 4nm SAMSUNG Process. The phone has 2 colours: Ceramic Black and Ceramic White. It is considered to be the best looking smartphone of 2022, with a futuristic and refreshing camera module. 120Hz LTPO 2.0 AMOLED Curved Display, 5000mAh Battery with 80W SuperVOOC and 50W AirVOOC charging support, Dual Main Camera, SONY IMX766 50MP OIS Main & Ultrawide, SONY IMX707 32MP DOL-HDR RGBW Frontal, Max 256GB Internal Memory. 5G & WiFi 6E are Supported.

A: Did you see the new OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G?

B: Yes! I'm planning to buy it. It looks so awesome!

by OPPO Fan #N March 21, 2022

Oppo Donk

When you see a large human being with a massive front butt

Yo dude that boys oppo donk is about to bust a fucking button

by GrubbinGoodies April 23, 2021

Your Oppo-Type

The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.

Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"

You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"

by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023

oppo-plot

When things turn out very differently than anybody could have foreseen, the event featured an oppo-plot. When life throws you a major curveball, you experience an oppo-plot. When the forces of Nature turn to reveal that things are just not as they seem, you live through an oppo-plot.

I filed my tax return, fully expecting to be thrown in jail for tax evasion. Then I received a letter from the IRS, they reviewed and adjusted my return, and ...talk about your oppo-plot...got a check for $1,355!

by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018

oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's

HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by #Rizzler March 31, 2024