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oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
by Sam .f June 1, 2003
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oblong

Strange; crazy in a fun and/or funny sort of way
Bethel went drinking last night and when she came into work this morning she was being silly. She's so oblong.
by Jennifer & Beth May 23, 2008
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oblonglivious

When one's understanding of a situation is so completely distant from reality, their obliviousness takes on an oblong, convex shape.
I was oblonglivious to the processor reviews.
by Boobytrap8 June 12, 2010
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Oblonger

A person who follows, shares and likes the content of oblong reels.
Being a oblonger is dope as hope.
by Kazi Nemu December 23, 2021
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Obolonggungguane

A Obolonggungguane is the most Oblong of all guane's
That Oblong is a Obolonggungguane
by Kaassous December 14, 2022
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yellow oblong

hey watch out it’s green spider accompanied by his sidekick ‘yellow oblong’
by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020
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medulla oblongata main

someone who use medulla oblongata to carry out daily activity other than internal body system
e.g. talking, texting
A: it's hard to talk to someone who's a medulla oblongata main
medulla oblongata main: HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU MOT-
by gooselover1234 May 21, 2022
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