Hop-Ons

Hop} Ons are when someone hops onto your car that you are driving and rides around with you for awhile.

I was driving to work in my Stair-Car when I got several hop-ons when passing the corner full of illegal immigrants.

by Brent Jaronik September 22, 2007

up ons

Shortened slang for "get up on this," which in turn means "have some of this." Generally used when offering to share something.

"I can't finish this soda. You want up ons?"
"Nah, I'm not thirsty, but thanks."

by Victoria Soma May 21, 2008

pig-ons

Short for pig on a spit. It is the act of one boy fucking a girl in the pussy or ass doggy style while she sucks another boy's cock. Taken to the extreme it is possible to lift her off the ground so it resembles a true pig on a spit.

Me and bill gave the slut across the street pig-ons last night.

by ButFli June 2, 2004

bolt-ons

big, fake ass titties!!

look at the bolt-ons on that stripper!

by Thumper February 27, 2003

up-ons

Up on; completely on top of in a metaphorical sense

"Da ladies will be all up-ons!"

by Ram-Dawg June 24, 2004

bolt-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Bolt-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by soulsurfer18 September 30, 2008

all up ons

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

by Gary D. August 23, 2007