— I heard Joanne Lamont will actually be running a positive election campaign this year.
— Don't be daft.
— Don't be daft.
by R160K April 29, 2014
"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."
"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."
"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!
"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."
"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 01, 2017
This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 06, 2016
A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.
This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.
(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)
You: You totally ditched.
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.
(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)
You: You totally ditched.
by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011
The greatest advice you can give to a friend that's acting gay. Because friends don't let their friends become fags.
by kam75xx October 21, 2021
A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.
Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.
Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.
by keepexploring April 29, 2020
To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
by CaptainJonus May 04, 2006