My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.
by bangedupnet July 14, 2010
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When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022
Get the Children Of The Corn mug.A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
by plumphobia March 17, 2021
Get the corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog mug.It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016
Get the Children of the corn-hole mug.When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.
"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".
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Get the Candy Corn of Questionable Origin mug.Something to say when someone is being rude or putting something in your face, and you want them to back off. Or when someone is coming on too strong with their attitude. Comes from the movie Nacho Libre starring Jack Black when his friend offers him a Corn-on-a-stick.
by Pendenga December 1, 2010
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