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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
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Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!
Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.
by Hooliganway April 22, 2021
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Observsive

to be currently be observing
How observsive of you
by Brandon Schaafsma November 16, 2004
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Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.
"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.
by Rich Longley April 30, 2006
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Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.
He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by rotting orange September 29, 2010
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Observise

To see; to make an observation.
Did you observise that way that bitch was just looking at us?
by Jennifer Miller November 11, 2006
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miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead
Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway
by dkarez4u June 27, 2005
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