mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 11, 2006

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

obongowo

Obongowo is an Ibibio word used to address an older adult male. It literally means a respectable man.

Obongowo, please forgive my reckless decision.

by Naya_Wonderama May 4, 2019

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

by carldr April 6, 2005

Barack Obonga

Liberal, and popular with young pot smoking voters of america, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Democratic National Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.

Yo Kaff!!! Lets light up Barack Obonga!!

by Vladashenko October 20, 2008

Oolong

A incredibly long wiener

As a girl would say ooolong

Luke and Marshall have the biggest oolongs ever!

by Tarshall juke December 31, 2011

Mike Oxlong

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020