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OBAFFLEGAB

Describes the incomprehensible and pretentious verbiage used by our beloved president when he attempts to convey a thought without the use of one or all of his fifteen teleprompters. Bafflegab is related to gobbledegook.
The conservative township, as always, was polite as the president obafflegabbed ,trying to answer the simplest of questions.
by angusstudmuffin April 19, 2009
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offlabel

When you use an object for something other than its true purpose.
"That jam jar would make a sweet offlabel butt plug."

"Can I offlabel your old VCR for a monitor riser?"
by Hey2 May 31, 2009
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Offlandish

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.
Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?
by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010
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offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.
Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.
by Poetjester September 11, 2016
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Offluidisexual

Derived from the Old English word that means vegetable, Offluidisexual means being attracted to people depending on what vegetable they feel like on that day, and what vege the other person is.
That guy is so Offluidisexual, he called me a juicy carrot!
by Johnathan Horton November 25, 2019
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Gypsy_offl

"Trendsetter" Gypsy is pure soul. His tweets are fun and doesn't hurt anyone. Heartthrob of twitter girls. He is pride of twitter. He deserves verified id with 2k+ followers
Gypsy_offl madhiri oru fan kidaichadhuku naan kuduthu vechirukanum ~ Actor Suriya
by Aandavan January 5, 2021
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offline

The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".
Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"

Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"
by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009
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