Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 6, 2019

Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

Oatmeal slide

When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.

She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.

by Dirtygirl75 July 8, 2011

lil oatmeal

Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.

Lil oatmeal is the greatest rapper.

by lil oatmeal April 13, 2020

chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006