Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015

oatmeal ass nigga

usually a white person who participates in stereotypical caucasian activities like eating oatmeal

Andrew is such an oatmeal ass nigga his whole closet is from vineyard vines

by pussydestroyer21 October 12, 2014