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Nurses tea

When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!

Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Please would you make mine a nurses tea!

Or

Is this nurses tea? I don't have much time!
by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
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nursenary

A portmanteau of nurse and mercenary, a nursenary is a registered nurse who choses nonstandard, travel, or contract work to maximize take-home pay, often sacrificing benefits or stable hours.
Since my spouse gets benefits through work, I left my floor and make $10 more per hour as a nursenary.
by rjb2112 May 15, 2020
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nurse flick

When you have an erection in a hospital and the nurse flicks the penis to instantly turn it flaccid
Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.
by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016
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Nurten

Nurten is a girl with an AMAZING personality. She makes you feel good about yourself *no matter what*. She can make you laugh about literally ANYTHING. She is a girl that can be crazy and outgoing but would not care about what others think about her. She is a girl with an ongoing spirit and humour. She likes being in control and not the one that is IN CONTROL. And she is not afraid to stand up. An amazing friend/sister.
Hahahaha. Stop my stomach hurts. You are such a Nurten.
by Anonymous ;)) August 2, 2020
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
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Nurse a boner

The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.

Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.
by JUforJB July 30, 2009
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