numpty

simon penrose is a numpty
by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004
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someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
by Vanessa Nimmo September 21, 2004
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Neil Tennant is a numpty.
by tkdark November 09, 2003
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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
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"beccy weccy is a numpty"
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Go to Lincolnshire theres loads of em!
by Richard February 06, 2003
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Someone with the surname Murphy who tries all day to piss everyone off.
Phil, you are a numpty.
by Denumptificator July 18, 2003
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