numpty 

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

numpty by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty 

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

numpty by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

numpty 

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

numpty by Segun January 25, 2005

numpty 

Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club

The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.

numpty by humanist October 14, 2003

numpty 

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

numpty by Triffid May 20, 2003

numpty 

Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...

Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB

numpty by Rossa July 6, 2004

numpty 

A Total Fcuking Idiot

"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"

numpty by tangolf July 8, 2007