someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004
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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
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numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
by apache January 6, 2004
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