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nike bot

A program that gives you an extra edge against people without "bots". An automated program that makes buying limited to general releases on nike.com way easier.
Daniel: How are you getting all the shoes on nike.com? I can't seem to get any!!
Alex: Simple, I use a nike bot. Get's me all the shoes I want.
by xdesvalmads December 19, 2014
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GUN1T Nuke

Setting up a Tacitcal Nuke on the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by getting your friends to intentionally give you kills, and trying to make it look legitimate.

Made famous by the player "GUN1T123" for his Youtube videos claiming to have gotten the "World's Fastest Nuke"
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that video of the World's Fastest Knife nuke by GAM3VIDZ?

Person 2: Dude, that's a GUN1T Nuke.
by NiCk50 April 15, 2010
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nuke it from orbit

One step up from kill it with fire, usually followed by the phrase "it's the only way to be sure."

A paraphrasal of Ripley's line in the 1986 film 'Aliens': "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Generally used in response to a clusterfuck, or anything largely weird or gross that needs killing or otherwise dealing with.
Mike: Guys, termites have invaded my house, what should I do?
Dave: Nuke it from orbit!
by mush01 August 27, 2008
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Puke & Nuke

The rare, and complicated, act which consists of the following illogical female bullshit: skankily going home with a guy you just met and having sex with him (without even giving him head), followed by puking all over his bed and carpet. As if that didn’t destroy the evening, you complete the act by dropping a nuclear bomb of a phone call the next day that you aren’t on birth control even though you said nothing when he was fucking you raw.

The nuclear bomb is usually followed by the man purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and awkwardly delivering it to the skank (see: Hazmat Clean-Up).
Skip: Dude, what happened with that chick that was all over you on the dance floor last night?

Bro: Everything was fine until that trick dropped a Puke & Nuke on me. I just drove a fuckin hour each way to her house for the Hazmat Clean-Up. It was a debacle.

Skip: Shit, you got owned!
by king j$ August 9, 2010
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steamy nuke

This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.
“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”

“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”

“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”
by MrSteamy May 9, 2018
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nuke it

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.
by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007
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Duke nukem forever

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
by Blarny September 19, 2012
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