Naughty Johnson

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.

Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

naughty potty

The act of explaining you are going to go "number 2" (excreting feces from the anal cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.

Oh man I want to continue playing world of warcraft, but I have to take a naughty potty!

by rodstewert February 13, 2008

naughty aughties

A crazy invention of Scott Pederson who has copyrighted the term, which refers to the decade 2000 - 2009 in the hopes of making shitloads of money once the term becomes popular.

The naughty aughties (2000 - 2009) will be remembered as a time of great decadence in contemporary American civil discourse.

by Afian Anwar November 18, 2004

naughty umpa loompa

a horny midget

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Naughty Sesh

Sesh, short for session, depict a rowdy and partying crown. Naughty sesh was popularised in the song "naughty sesh" by majestic and tigermonkey. Naughty sesh's usually take place on a Friday after work this happens because the weekend can be used as a recovering period.

"are you ready for a bit of Friday and a proper naughty sesh"

by Cheekygeeza November 28, 2017

Noghtimng

A term used in text messages to convey that the sender of the text message is not drunk. This term is usually used when the sender is indeed drunk.

Person 1: "Dude check out this text message I got."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."

by LoverOfWagner November 29, 2009

not for naught

There was a reason or purpose for what happened.

You were sentenced to prison, it's not for naught.

by thejustintimes March 22, 2016