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Northern United States

A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”
I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019
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Impaled Northern Moonforest

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
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Northern Virginia Girls

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018
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northern lights

Currently the second strongest weed available. It prevailed for a long time as the strongest until white widow was introduced. Named after the glimmer of the trichomes and crystals covering the buds in comparsion to the actual northern lights. It also has a very bright, pine green color to it. Very hard to find the real stuff nowadays. A one hit knockout.
Ayo, lets go cop some northern lights. That shit'll put you on your ass from one hit.
by Kidd Flow October 15, 2004
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Walled Lake Northern

A school full of 4 shitty grades of assholes. The freshmans who think they're hot shit, the sophomores that act like they're better than the freshman even though they are most definitely the same but with more juuls and weed, the juniors who are so unremarkably the same as sophomores but a sliver more mature, and the seniors you act like they'll get somewhere in life even though they have failed 50% of their classes and are banking on a sport scholarship, and instead of paying attention just talk about sex and drugs. The school is shit at sports, no one gets anywhere, and there's more juuls than people. The teachers are assholes or baby the students to no end, and don't understand that it's no longer to 1990s, and the ones that do are fucking SJWs that yell at you if you say those people or bug someone slightly.

Overall a shit school with shit staff and shit people. Funding wasted.
"Yo, I heard Jeff went to Walled Lake Northern."
"Really? No wonder he's stuck at a McDonald's."
by Real With People December 14, 2018
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Great Northern Train Wreck

The Great Northern Train Wreck or GNTW is an explicit sex move involving five males and two females. The steps to performing the GNTW are as follows:
1) Male #1 sits on chair.
2) Female #1 rides Male #1 facing away from him.
3) Male #2 does a hand stand in front of Female #1.
4) Female #1 insert Male #2s penis into her mouth.
5) Female #2 stands behind Male #2 and feasts on his anus.
6) Male #3 lies on his back, between Female #2 legs and Male #2s arms.
7) Female #2 rides Male #3.
8) Male #4 stands directly behind Female #2 and rams her anus with his penis.
9) Male #5 puts his feet on Male #4s shoulders and hands on Male #1s shoulders. Arching over top of the rest of the party.
10) Female #2 gives a hand job to Male #5.

Note: Warnings must be given before loads are blown.
Hey Chris, Julian, Scott and Adam, lets Great Northern Train Wreck those two hoes!
by CJSA January 13, 2010
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Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.
Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*
by hermano45 January 21, 2010
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