feeling normal about

An expression which is counterintuitively used to indicate extreme obsession/hyperfixation about something or somebody.

"I'm feeling normal about glaggleland recently, you know, this theme park is so joyous!"

by QParrot May 8, 2023

New normal

The current state of being after some dramatic change has transpired. What replaces the expected, usual, typical state after an event occurs. The new normal encourages one to deal with current situations rather than lamenting what could have been.

Housing costs plummeting is the new normal.

Having less discretionary income after the stock market crash is the new normal.
She expected to be saddened by his departure and accepted her feelings as the new normal.
Spending less on entertainment is the new normal during economic downturns.
Now that the baby was born, having less free time was the new normal for the new parents.

by earlysnowdrop September 23, 2009

Naughty by Norfolk

Of, or relating to, the act of doing what Norfolkians do best: being Naughty. (Norfolk, VA)

After drinking two 40s of Olde English, he dropped his pants and urinated on the police car while saying, "I am Naughty by Norfolk".

by Jaythebirdman April 21, 2006

Norfolk State University

The illustrious Norfolk State University is a 4-year HBCU located in the heart of Hampton Roads, VA. NSU is home to the largest football stadium amongst all HBCUs and the #1 theatre program as well. At NSU, We See the Future In You. Every year, Norfolk State graduates soar to new levels and they are sure to leave their mark on society. BEHOLD THE GREEN AND GOLD!

I am a proud graduate of the Norfolk State University.

by mtw22 May 13, 2019

Normalfag

A derogatory term used to insult the antithesis of most internet dwellers. Normalfags are typically people who enjoy mainstream things and live typical, ignorant, mundane lives. Some of the most common normalfag traits are ignorance to internet culture and underground media such as less well known music, anime, or video games. Additionally, they often and vehemently reject obscure sub-cultures, fetishes, life styles, and anything they simply do not understand and like. Lastly, normalfags are known to have or desire a normal social life. There are four primary uses for the word. The first is to insult a persons ignorance while simultaneously calling them out on their shallow and banal personality. The second is to insult the pathetic appearance of a person who complains that they want but do not have a normal lifestyle. The third is for the most part a petty stab at a person for having a social life and/or girlfriend. Lastly, the first and third example can overlap if the alleged normalfag is trolling or generally being an ass by flaunting their social life.

Good uses:

Guy 1: "Are you listening to that hipster bullshit again? Listen to some real music!"
Guy 2: "Shut up, normalfag."

Guy 1: "That feel when no girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Stop making off topic threads you pathetic normalfag."

Guy 1: "Do you wish you had a girlfriend, looser?"
Guy 2: "No I don't, normalfag."

Bad use:

Guy 1: "My friend and I watched *insert obscure anime* together and liked it."
Guy 2: "Friend? Stupid normalfag!"

by Deschain July 24, 2012

normalforcelessness

Replacement for silly terms like "zero gravity" or "microgravity" that are currently used to describe free fall.

In free fall, gravity does still act on the falling mass, but it is not balanced by the normal force. That is why no weight is felt: nothing opposes the mass's tendency to fall, and thus the mass accelerates with calculable gravitational acceleration (~9.8 m/s^2).

On NASA's "Vomit Comet," I experienced normalforcelesssness for thirty seconds.

by Domenic Denicola March 30, 2005

normular

a combination of the words "normal" and "regular", mainly for emphasis.

"I dunno dude...not to be shitting you or nothin'...but you gotta admit most of those stunts at the last X-Games seemed pretty normular to me...I mean, even blindfolded and asleep, it would've been a cinch even for you! haha."

by Bonzai November 4, 2006