someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language ‘noobish’ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 06, 2021
The word noob was derived from the word "newbie", which originated in the online gamer world. It refers to someone who is new at a game and portrays it well, although experienced players use it often on each other when they mess up really badly, not that they are "noob", but they are playing like one.
The word noob has a humorous and negative connotation, as it can be somewhat insulting. Noob can be chopped up into nuub, n00b, chobo, n00bZ0RZZ... and the like, although complicated variations are looked down upon by many because of their silliness and defeat of the original purpose of the word, which is to be short and sweet: noob.
The word noob has a humorous and negative connotation, as it can be somewhat insulting. Noob can be chopped up into nuub, n00b, chobo, n00bZ0RZZ... and the like, although complicated variations are looked down upon by many because of their silliness and defeat of the original purpose of the word, which is to be short and sweet: noob.
1. You know why they walked away with our flag? Because you left the noob guarding it!
2. Dude, stop acting like a noob and lets pwn these guys.
2. Dude, stop acting like a noob and lets pwn these guys.
by heartattack January 06, 2006
by Ryan Heckard December 02, 2007
term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.
needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob
igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.
igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.
by Sgt. Pepper May 15, 2005
military drill sergeant, addressing a private: yo noob, what might yo' name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no, since Jordan is my middle name but not my last name
Sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no, since Jordan is my middle name but not my last name
Sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma May 26, 2015
1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck.
2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.
3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".
2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.
3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".
1. n00b: I ownz all j00
person: STFU noob!
2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!
3.What's up, noobs?
person: STFU noob!
2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!
3.What's up, noobs?
by the enigmatic man April 18, 2007
That noob is wangnut.
by Manteca Pura July 11, 2008