nobitchitis

1. when you have zero bitches
2. you push away all the bitches
3. A term used to describe those with a serious no bitch deficiency

damn john has zero bitches, he must have nobitchitis

by cakeman1181 October 31, 2022

NoBitchian

A member of society that gets absolutely zero bitches.

"Damn bro she agreed to pull up at my crib"

"Aint no way a NoBitchian like you pulled a girl"

by SirNoBitches October 5, 2023

Hob Nobing

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!

A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.

by hobnobing July 16, 2013

nobism

To excel in utter stupidity, moronic behaviour, idiocy, or similar sub-intelligence.

"He did what? That's just pure nobism!"

"The way he drives that car is nobism"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

Frank Nobilo

1) A New Zealand golfer

2)The act of accidentally cutting the tip of your penis off with a pair of snips or scissors whilst taking part in a craft day.
The severed tip is then used to draw a bloody beard onto your face and then playing golf.

Person 1: What the hell happened to your face? You can't play golf like that!

Person 2: Ah DAMN IT! I bloody slipped during craft day and decided to go with it, you should see my penis!

Person 1: That meets all of the criteria of a Frank Nobilo!

Person 2: Agreed!

by Acebot14 September 21, 2009

Nobis

A word that has no real meaning, and is used by a select few to throw other people into chaotic confusion.

Me: Wtf Nobis!

You:Whaaaaat?

by Confused Nobis April 19, 2010

Nobis

1) A smaller youth in a group of friends, who will run errands in exchange for cigarettes and marijuana.
2) The youth who gets picked on constantly for his short-comings as a male.
3) A young adult male who is afraid of the opposite sex.

1) Why are you here, nobis?
2) Suck my dick nobis.
3) fine, i'll give you 3 smokes nobis.
4) Nobis! you've never even kissed a girl?

by Shit Krew January 17, 2008