nipplodeon

Some nippage on basic channels

Janet Jacksons nippage during superbowl turned my TV into nipplodeon

by Sma Taz April 21, 2007

Nippledick Crapsponge

AKA Donald Trump

Nippledick Crapsponge just tweeted that he is the greatest president in the history of the US.

by corsendonkian October 27, 2019

Nippledick

1. A man with a tiny penis, as in "resembling a nipple".

2. A moron. An idiot. Someone who doesn't think before he speaks.

3. A sex act involving stimulation of a nipple and a penis by rubbing them against each other. (Uncommon usage.)

1. "I saw Bill in the locker room last night... He's a total nippledick!"

2. "Listen up, nippledick! Drop and give me twenty!"

3. "So he did something he called a 'nippledick', and boy did it feel good!"

by ZeroCorpse June 30, 2009

nipplerection

To administer a nipple or nipples rectally.

"The nipplerection in that porn movie nearly made me shit myself."

by somethingplex1 December 16, 2011

nippledrift

The case in which nipples do not appear where one reasonably expects them under clothing that binds and misdirects them.

My eyes are up here! It's just nippledrift!

by mshaler August 27, 2019

tongue nippled

The process of cutting ones nipple of with a rusty butter knife then sewing it on to their tongue with there chest hair/dental false.

a nipple sewed on a tongue with hair from the chest called tongue nippled

by swagginninja January 2, 2012

Cross Nippled

When your nipples point inward instead of in front or out.

I was getting ready to bang this chick when she took off her shirt and I noticed she was cross nippled.

by GSpotSniper October 8, 2013