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ninja

Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.
Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 5, 2006
mugGet the ninjamug.

ninja

Some basic facts about ninjas:
1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)
2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)
3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired
4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna
5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)
6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)
7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)
8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)
9-ninjas dont own a shadow
10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!)
11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas)
12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja
13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)
14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)
15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves
16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)
17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)
18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex
19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja)
20-Ninjas are awesome
ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja
sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it
(cuts off his testicals with his bare hand)
ninja: hows that for proof?
no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah
(ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)
by fresh is what i aim for January 28, 2008
mugGet the ninjamug.

ninja

A visitor that appears late in night in hooded attire as not to be detected by others whose purpose is to perform sexually pleasing acts of a non-commitment based nature.
by pappi12 April 27, 2009
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ninja

ninjas can lick their elbows
Just to show you how cool a ninja was, they licked their elbow.
by reezdabeezy August 6, 2009
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ninja

a person/ a group of people who is/are considered ninja
Bob: Yo, ninja
Ninja: No, I'm nigger
by jogu February 2, 2015
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ninja

ninja is the best fortblox youtuber and streamer, he gets 15231 milions subscriberz. He is our roblox lord.
by JAKE PAULER 69 July 9, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

ninja

you cant kill ninja
by uncleedgarpapke June 16, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

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