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nigel blackfoot

the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.
person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa
by svenson the jew May 8, 2009
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Filthy Nigel

Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009
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Aliso Niguel High School

A high school in Aliso Viejo, Orange County, California in the United States of America. It recently made headlines when all school dances were cancelled after students went wild freak dancing and several students arrived drunk and in their underwear at a Back-to-School Dance. Their mascot is the wolverine and school colors are teal and black. The principal is Dr. Charles Salter.
Did you hear about Aliso Niguel High School banning school dances?
by <391 November 10, 2008
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Nigret

To regret performing an action that can be construed as stereotypical lower-class African American behavior.

To uncharacteristically behave like a nigger, only to later regret it.
I sure nigret rushing to be the first one in line for Fried Chicken at our company picnic.

I nigret drinking that bottle of Malt Liquor before going to see my Parole Officer.

Flonzel woke up in the hospital nigretting the way he acted towards those Police Officers.
by k4jun November 29, 2011
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Nigel farage

Nigel farage made a cameo advertising drugs
by Lord spacula October 31, 2022
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Nigella Lawson

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.
I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
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Nigel Uno

Nigel uno is our sacred leader. We must protect him at ALL COSTS. He makes my bad days good and my good days HORRIFIC...-ly good. He is your brother. He is your god. Praise him! Think of him when you go to sleep. NEVER say his name in vain. He is only for the strong-willed. Hold him close to your heart.
Thomes- "Did you praise Nigel Uno last night?"
Potatoluz- "No."
Potatoluz- *DIES*
by Potatoluz November 12, 2018
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