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Niggahnometry

A niggah with a big bran has niggahnometry
Niggahnometry by Pp po po check February 11, 2021

Nigganometry 

noun mass noun

The branch of hood culture dealing with the relations of niggas with their money.

Derivatives:

nigganometric | adjective
nigganometrical | adjective

Origin:

Early 21st century : from modern hood culture
Ayo my nigga how are you holding up with all the nigganometry in the hood?

niggamometer

A black man’s fingers up thy asshole to gauge the health of a patient
“Can we get a niggamometer for room 4, then we can gauge his temperature.
niggamometer by Niggling March 31, 2024

Nigganometry 

The act of learning how to rob effectively
The highly pigmented man named Jamal biggins used his Nigganometry to rob osama bin ballin the local 711 worker.

Nigganometry 

The Art of stealing
Inmate 1: I heard that new guy is in here for theft
Inmate 2: He's got a bachelor's degree in Nigganometry.
Inmate 1: That explains it, and his skin.
Nigganometry by Dr. Ray Pissed November 23, 2024

nigganometer

(n.) a unit of measurement that denotes the melanin cell content of a nigga.
De'markion Fergerson stood on the nigganometer and broke the scale cuz he's so damn black and handsome.
nigganometer by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025