Newman

Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.

Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.

by artifishal November 15, 2019

Garry Newman

Garry Newman created the mod Garry's Mod, and sandbox version of HL2. At the time of it's first release Garry was an amateur C++ coder, most of his knowledge coming from the internet. Gmod's (Short for Garry's Mod) first release had a "rope gun" allow ropes to be attached to props, and a man hack gun that spawn man hacks and cameras (NPC's in HL2) throughout the single player HL2. Since then in it's latest version (Gmod 11), Garry's Mod has access to most Source Games content (Maps, Models, etc.) and a wild variety of tools including, but not limited to, Weld tool, No-Collide tool, Hover Ball tool, Thrusters, Prop Spawner, Material, etc. It also supports Lua as an addon framework. Gmod has a huge fan base and thanks to Lua a large amount of community made mods, most innovating of which is the Wire Mod. (See garrysmod.org). Originally Gmod was free, up until Gmod 10 when it was released for $10 (Half of which goes to Valve, the other half to Garry and his team). Garry's Mod 10 was on the top 10 sellers of Valve for many months. Garry Newman lives in Britain and has since made over 1.5 million dollars thanks to Gmod.

Garry's Mod, a mod by Garry Newman, a sandbox psychics game where anything goes.

by Big.Boss September 14, 2009

alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

Nemanja

He is serbian guy.He is so cool and awesome.He is hot guy and popular among women but he is not a simp,besides he hates simpers like Strale and Mata.Best in bed.

Nemanja:said a joke
Girls:"always laugh at his jokes even when its not funny"

by Nemanja je najlepsi u 7.razred November 24, 2021

The Dry Newman

The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.

"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"

"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"

by urtool February 15, 2014

netnanny

A stupid program that stops little kiddies going to sites that 40 year olds get 10year olds to go to.

Bobby, "Hey Carl Age\Sex\Location?"
Britney, "11\f\Hungry"
Bobby, "HAHAHA, your so funny. hey i am 11 too, but i am male and i am looking to see what sex is like? go to my webcam here and we can take pictures of eachother playing with eachother!"
Britney, "Oh no, netnanny blocked that site. but we can go to this one! www.HOT-WET-90-year-old-TEEN-wannabies.com my dad takes me there all the time."

by mooiamacow June 1, 2003

Newman's Day

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".

"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."

by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004