Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

Netacad

A really long and boring but helpful networking course. The program is a real bummer to do and it may tend to make you a 2/10 if you weren't already.

Wow you look like someone who uses Netacad

Wow, I think you study at Netacad

by AAA ANK October 6, 2020

netanoid

Combination of 'internet' and 'paranoid.'

Someone who is overly concerned about their real name/location becoming known to anyone over the internet.

"Grace Smith isn't my real name, I just pretend it is because I'm afraid of stalkers."
"Jeez, you're so netanoid."

by Tom "Smith" October 29, 2004

Netanyahu

A poo big enough to kill a small child

I dropped a Netanyahu in the toilet this morning that could've killed thousands

by Geno's Side November 7, 2023

Netan

Netan means some who has been send by the god in Hebrew. It also mean a charmer who has a way with ladies. You will see someone named Netan around ladies getting laid. They do have a downside, they have a hard getting into a serious long term relationship but that doesn't mean they can't get into on. They also have a very great sense of humour. Basically they have jokes in their head and are a beast on the bed.

Man 1 - Is that Netan!?
Man 2 - Ladies are around him must be Netan.

by FastNet June 1, 2018

Netaji

Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose was THE DESTROYER OF BRITISH RAJ.One of the most popular and people's favorite leader of India. Neta ji was a mass leader , He was a Pro - Nationalist Revolutionary and is an emotion for the Pro nationalist youth, took charge of ( Azad Hind Fauz / INA) and recruited Indian POWs from various countries. He then raised a government in exile ( HQ in Andaman and Nicober islands ) popularly known as The Provisional Government of free India along with related institutions ( Azad Hind Bank, Azad Hind Radio). His sudden disappearance in 1945 constructed various conspiracies around his demise. But NETAJI is still immortal within his Revolutionary ideas in the heart of the Indian Pro - Nationalists.

Nationalist 1 - " Jai Hind "
Nationalist 2 - " Netaji amar rahe"

by SkJAIHIND November 24, 2021

netal

A noun that describes terrible music, used almost entirely in the form of an insult when someone else claims they have recently obtained and/or are listening to metal.

Russ: Man, this band kicks ass. It's the best metal I've heard in a long time.
Will: That's fucking netal. You piece of shit.

by Forgnot February 2, 2008