needle dick

a thin penis

David Cox

by Gangster January 20, 2003

needle dick

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

by TW December 19, 2004

needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

by TW December 19, 2004

needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)

Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!

by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007

needle dick

a twerpy, untrustworthy guy

That's a needle-dick motherf#*ker

by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003

Needle Dick

A string thin sharp penis

Omg Joe Tannahill has such a needle dick!

by The best lmao December 21, 2016

needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

by Chamber6 May 28, 2020