natch

A degroatory term for a short, ugly man. Typically used in reference to someone from the southern united states, such as Florida, who can be described as a geek and dweeb. A "natch" will typically be someone who swing dances or lindy-hops, engages in a profession such as engineering and will usually host an uninteresting blog about himself and his numerous inconsequential achievements.

Dude! I don't care about what connection speed your cell phone gets to the internet! Stop being such a natch!

by Le Pepy July 13, 2005

biz natch

ummm in plain english 'bitch'.

"Shut-up u BIZ NATCH!"

by PINGIE STINGIE April 6, 2003

natch

n. One who is a slutty dirty skanky hoe // Natcher: One who steals something

You natchy comff natcher

by Meg January 1, 2005

natch boogie

abbreviation for "naturally"

It's an abbreviation of naturally, natch boogie.

by CDM January 19, 2008

Bis-natch

1) A fancy way of saying Bitch

2) A fancy way of saying female dog

1)
Girl 1: ahhhhhh this is too hot I wanted it to be 71 Degrees
but its 75
Girl 2: Stop being whinny, uh your such a bis-natch

by abercrmbie latina January 10, 2008

biz-natch

Not quite a bitch, but not quite a not-bitch. Mostly to be used by wiggers and the like.

"Yo, 'sup, biz-natches?!"

by DJ ZaSalaSala January 4, 2009

ruby natch

a female who is a big slut, dresses like a 45 year old stripper from the mid-west, yet thinks she is "all that".

sales clerk 1: look at that chick with her ass hanging out of her skirt.

sales clerk 2: yea, that chick is so ruby natch.

by bladiebabe August 23, 2009