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Narnia

The place that overly clingy couples travel to when they spontaneously disappear on the rest of their friends for hours at a time during social events. Mostly used because everyone knows where they are and what they're doing but no one really wants to say it aloud.
"Hey, have you seen Justin? He said he was going to give me a ride home from the party but I don't know where he went."

"He's probably off to Narnia with his girlfriend. I wouldn't go looking for them if I were you."
by Aaven September 24, 2009
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The Narnia

On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. When the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a Turkish delight in her mouth. Again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.

See "Turkish delight"
The narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and Sarah thinks she's crazy now
by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009
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Narnia

Bailey: "I'm above average yo"
Harry: "Fuck that, fuck you. You're more of a narnia than the original narnia"
by the great cliffoconda June 22, 2016
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[Narnia]

Drunk; Welcome to the land of Narnia. Going way beyond the wardrobe.
In the land of Narnia everything goes.
Being completely smashed.
I have no idea what happened last night I was in Narnia.
I drank so much I went to Narnia last night.
I became a citizen of Narnia last night.
I was way beyond the wardrobe when that happened.
You know your in Narnia when you look around the room and you think everyone looks like Dinnah
by Pepper620 January 31, 2009
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[narnia]

a land that is said to be reached when one is extremely baked, snorting cocaine, or tripping on acid.
"dude i want to go to narnia"-- means i want to get high tonight
by babyd696969 December 9, 2008
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Narnia

Describes a very ugly woman, derived from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - as in the Hair of a Lion, the Face of a Witch and the Body of a Wardrobe
That Anita's a right narnia
by Charlie Good Boy June 24, 2008
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Narnia

A vagina that has gone unused for quite sometime, and is therefore practically frozen over.
It's been so long since Cecilia has had sex that the poor guys finger froze when it entered the land of narnia.
by thefuckingbest302 July 30, 2011
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