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Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*

*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
by Kyle O'Neill November 29, 2007
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Mystical Sprout-Eater

A name used to describe anyone who is either mystical, eats an abundancy of sprouts or is just an amazing person in general.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you see that man climbing that skyscraper?!
Guy 2: Yep, he is one mystical sprout-eater!
by YouCanCallMeBrian September 1, 2013
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mysticism and paranormal

Forum on the shroomery with magic, crystals, goths, and a general lack of coherent reasoning.
(Posted in Science and Tech)
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?

So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!

1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.

2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!

3rd Reply: DSHSB
by Rahie May 28, 2008
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Mystical

1: having a spiritual meaning or reality that is neither apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence
2: involving or having the nature of an individual's direct subjective communion with God or ultimate reality
1: the mystical food of the sacrament
2. the mystical experience of the Inner Light
by Phil A. September 17, 2005
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mystical creatures

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.
the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.
by Mrs. Cullen July 5, 2008
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Mythic

Worthy of immortality and retelling through the ages. A step above "epic".
It took us 5 days of driving to make it to Los Angeles. It was mythic.
by Mr. McKenna September 23, 2010
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mystic

An individual that has supernatural knowledge or experiences not imposed by outside forces, usually due to an awakened kundalini. More specifically, a mystic is a positive individual, not of the dark side of the force for which the word 'witch' or 'sorcerer' is usually used instead.
Mystics are sometimes marked by a particular kind of experience in which
great physical suffering becomes a supernatural spiritual ecstasy.
Mystics come out of all religious and spiritual backgrounds.

In the slang , mystic is an adjective used to refer to something of wonderous powers or capabilities.
St. John of the Cross was a mystic.

St. Francis of Assisi was a mystic.

That weed we smoked last night was mystic.
by TeilhardD May 31, 2005
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