muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).

"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."

by Miteam412 November 4, 2019

muzzle monkey

British army slang for American forces personel on active duty in Iraq.

YouTube is full of muzzle monkey phone videos, they got more bandwidth than bullets.

by Henry Balfour August 25, 2008

Muzzle fuck

(an FPS) term for rapid fire shooting of someone at point blank range with a rifle without aiming.

that guy with the Barrett 50. didn't even aim at me he just ran up on me and muzzle fucked me.

by roberth20 January 23, 2011

Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.

Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.

by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021

muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011

Muzzle Loader

The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.

"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"

by G00N3Z January 21, 2012