Mermaphrodite

If it's a mermaid, with merman "junk"...then its a Mermaphrodite.

I was stoked to see a mermaid for the first time....but then i looked down and that fish had a penis. It was a Mermaphrodite.

WOW, Ariel's hung!

See... Lady Gaga

by Raymond Holzhuter January 6, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

by sc00b July 19, 2009

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

marmaca

money, dough, loot ; spanish slang used commonly by mexican drug businessmen

"voy a ganarme buena marmaca!"
spanish for "I'm going to make some good dough!"

by anonomous99 January 12, 2011

mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

by Emily Inez November 24, 2017