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Mermaphrodite 

If it's a mermaid, with merman "junk"...then its a Mermaphrodite.
I was stoked to see a mermaid for the first time....but then i looked down and that fish had a penis. It was a Mermaphrodite.

WOW, Ariel's hung!

See... Lady Gaga
Mermaphrodite by Raymond Holzhuter January 6, 2010
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Mermaphrodite 

Quite similar to a hermaphrodite, a mermaphrodite is a merperson, with the genitilia of both a merman and a mermaid.
"So my ship gets wrecked at sea and I'm thinking, 'Alright! You're going to die.' But just then, out of nowhere, I get pulled to safety by this thing! Like a mermaid, but it sorta looked like Jamie Lee Curtis. When I noticed it's adam's apple I realized it must have been a mermaphrodite."
Mermaphrodite by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

hermaphrodite

A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics.
Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need a condom...Don't want to get myself pregnant.
hermaphrodite by FuckYourself October 26, 2004

hermaphrodite

A person like myself that has both male and female genitals. At birth the doctors didn't know what i was so my parents chose a sex for me. I am now a male. I was born with both ovarian and testicular tissue. You can still see some male and female sexual characteristics though I take hormones.
I am intersex, also known as a 'hermaphrodite'
hermaphrodite by Salvatore Vitale S. September 18, 2007

hermaphrodite

backround: originally coming from hermes, greek messanger god, and aphrodite, the greek goddes of love. hermaphrodite(with a long e sound) was originally the child of hermes and aphrodite, and was both male and female.

the ONLY definitions are as follows, if used for any other definition, the word has been used improperly or metaphorically.
1. a person who has both sets of sex organs (male and female), but not neccessarily having the ability to reproduce.
*technically it is possible for a hermaphrodite to use autosexual reproduction
2. MYTHOLOGY the child of hermes and aphrodite (read the backround)

hermaphrodite is also commonly, and INCORRECTLY used to mean a person with the secondary sexual traits of one sex, but the sexual organs of the other.

a hermaphrodite is not a super being, and human hermaphrodites often are often born sterile (unable to reproduce) and sometimes lack enough sexual hormones to sexually mature during puberty.

*note: it is believed that jamie lee curtis fits into the first definition; however, no one actually seems to definatively know. (who would want to find out?)
1. That hermaprhodite has a penis and a vagina.

INCORRECT Dude, she has boobs, i thought she was a she, but she has a dick! just a dick!(no female reproductive organs involved)
hermaphrodite by astrocom January 3, 2005

Hermaphrodite

1. A person, who has both male and female genitals.

2. What people call me when I try to be friends with them.
3: What best describes my awkward behavior and sexuality around others.
4: can be straight, gay, or bisexual. (in my case, all three).
When i try to force other people to be friends with me, they always say "go away Collin". After stalking them for days (in some cases years) they will start to call me a hermaphrodite. I hit on guys mostly, but i try to date girls to hide my sexuality. I want to get penetrated by a big strong man!
Hermaphrodite by Colin Lai December 15, 2013

hermaphrodite bunny 

Rabbits that have both genders (male and female) that are usually described hopping over rainbows or across fluffy clouds when you are in love.
all i see is a lovely hermaphrodite bunny rabbit hopping through heaven with a giant sign waving behind ur fluffy trail bringing me hope and laughter over the candyfloss clouds and snowcovered hills u are my purpose in life.
hermaphrodite bunny by mousey1306 January 18, 2012
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