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munchies

The feeling an avetard gets after taking a MF dab off that MF rig. This nigga will get so fucking hungry...and will eat anything he sees. These avetards have food stashes in their MF rooms for these specific situations after smoking.
Norman "Nick" ate all his sour patch kids after getting munchies the other night.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019
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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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the munchies

The urge to consume large amounts of snack foods brought on by inhalation of smoke from the combusting leaves of the cannabis plant.
After smoking a bowl of blueberry chronic, Mike had a serious case of the munchies. He ate two cheeseburgers, half a bag of doritos, some chocolate chip cookies, fun size snickers, microwaved nachos covered in mozzarella cheese, french toast, some micro ravioli, and then he ordered Dominoes.
by the lord god almighty November 6, 2005
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Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
by Bill Tregen March 5, 2010
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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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munchie buddy

A friend for life. Somebody who will go toe to toe against any taco and buddy up with you on any burger. You gots to be down for the bacon and be ready to go ham on the pork loin. Your Munchie Buddy doesn't have to necessarily smoke pot, we just know it always makes things better.
"Damn bro, I'm starving! I wish my munchie buddy Chad was here to take down this 10lb taco with me."
by BrownBearsRBest April 13, 2014
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morning munchies

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.
We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies
by butterbowl September 16, 2009
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