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Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
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Patterned Mulywumpus

A mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. It commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. The plural is wompi.
I just read Wumpus Potter and the Chamber of Wompi.
Sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
I love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.
by Brad Ikemore June 1, 2016
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MuleAss

Nickname. More commonly referred to as Euless.
Euless is part of the Mid-Cities between Dallas and Fort Worth. The population was 51,226 in a 2005 census estimate. Euless holds the largest portion of DFW Airport, which, in terms of aircraft movements, is the third busiest airport in the world.
Come visit MuleAss, it's FabEuless!!
by Mule Boy March 27, 2008
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Miley Ray Cyrus

Singer-actress originally named Destiny Hope Cyrus, in 2008 she changed her legal name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Better known as Miley Cyrus, she became the most famous teenager in America in Disney's Hannah Montana. There she plays Miley Stewart, mild-mannered teen girl, who puts on a blonde wig and transforms into singing superstar Hannah Montana.

But her true transformaton was from Disney Princess into Discordian American Princess after she posed: half naked in a sheet, with her Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, and with a dozen holes in her pants.

Thus she has joined the ranks of other Disney Princesses turned Discordian American Princesses such as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zoey Zane.

She supposedly posed in bra and panties and naked with other girls in a bathtub. But those are probably shots of her evil twin, Minnie Rae Cyrus.
OMG! Did I just see Miley Ray Cyrus? I'm so excited I'm having an OMGasm!
by Miley Spears January 24, 2009
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Adultery:
Your significant other is having sex with someone else.
In Muddy Waters "Long Distant Call" or in Koko Taylor "Evil" The line Another Mule is Kicking in Your Stall refers to being cheated on.
by Prince of Pugatory October 21, 2011
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burning a mule

The act of taking a shit. Has nothing to do with the smell or amount and consistancy of the material you are moving. It's just crapping.
Donna asked Kathleen to cover the phones while she was burning a mule.
by frainslug February 10, 2006
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Miley, what's good?

The drag that changed the world. Spoken by mother Onika Tanya Maraj on 8-31-15. This is the drag that saved our generation. Spoken toward Miley Cyrus, Nicki showed us how to truly spill the tea on national television.
"Now back to..this bitch that had a lot to say about me to the press the other day. Miley, what's good?"
by SunshineB October 16, 2015
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