Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

by Demunster May 19, 2013

Muffos

Unnecessarily Australian way of saying muffins

- term coined by Big Neech

Oi I'm going servo lad I'm gonna get a vanilla muffo ay

Man I was eating out some muffos big time for like 20 minutes last night

I bet Emily ratatouille has a nice muffo ay

by Big Neech February 10, 2022

Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

muffasnoraus

(noun): this term, sister to muffleupagus, refers to a snatch that is boring. When you see it, your erection goes limp and directly into REM sleep (don't even try to "get it wet").

Angus: Hey man how'd it go with that freshman last night? You "get it wet"?
Wes: Hell nah man, that bitch had a muffasnoraus, put my shit right to sleep.

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005

muffus duffus

A politically correct way of saying "mother fucker"

Get over here and clean up your mess, muffus duffus!

by ONPS January 30, 2008

ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

by robyn cason January 24, 2008