Munch

A munch is someone who’s only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return.

Girl, I don’t want him, he’s just a munch.

by Goatedsensei September 5, 2022

munch time

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

Munchin

An adjective describing a girl who gets a lot of guys

Wow did you see all the guys lined up to hook up with Haley? She’s munchin.

by Randall Rockman November 10, 2017

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Higgler Munch

A sacred meal derived from the Australian aboriginals back in 792AD. Legend says a man still cooks these munches in Bobs Castle and can be spotted on his bike darting down portrane road

Is that a fish pie and berry stew? That’s a Higgler munch bro

by higgler January 6, 2023

Roll Over Munchies

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear

"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"

by StonerDreams May 17, 2010

durrie muncher

Someone who smokes cigarettes (durries).

Since when was old mate a durrie mucher?

by Diego November 7, 2003