Mousing

The act of taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka and inserting it into one's vagina to become drunk.

Yo- Cindy's pretty damn drunk, but I didn't see her put one drink down yet?

Yeah, she's on a diet, so she's been mousing Smirnoff all night!

Oh yeah, instead of down the hatch, it's up the snatch right?

by Dougdoug22 November 14, 2011

mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

mousing

the act of a creeper hovering, clicking, or scrolling on inappropriate appendages of a woman's picture online

Grant was mousing Olivia by clicking on her chest as he was looking through her Facebook pictures.

by kreeper4life May 20, 2009

mosting

The act of getting the MOST out of a situation with a lady friend. Instead of having sex you just Make Out Suck Titties

Jack: Did you and Rachel have sex last night?
Bill: Nah man she wasn’t feeling it, but she was ok with mosting all night!

by master moster July 7, 2018

musting

if someone is musting, it means you can smell them from aproximately 100 metres away or even just infront of you. They will have BO. (they smell really bad)

to must, means to smell bad...
to be musting, means to be smelling really badly...
a muster, is a person who musts...

That guy across the room is musting and i think im going to vomit!

by Tits and ass man April 19, 2011

moustinger

The finger put above your lip when imitating having a moustache

"Do you like my moustinger?" asked Matt as he did his Hitler impression.

by uei February 14, 2014

moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018