cotton-mouthing

when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water

guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks

by gdat0 March 16, 2011

Morphing

Morphing/Morph: When vvhite people attempt to dehumanize Black people into irrational, aggressive beings when they address complications or concerns in their daily life or work environments that vvhiteness finds uncomfortable due to guilt.

This term/concept is coined by Bianca Nalia of Mixed Messages.

"Karen in HR has been Morphing me ever since I told her about Brett using the N word."

by Bianca Nalia April 17, 2022

mouthings

trite or insincere statements designed to mislead, create a false perception or simply to baffle, confuse or withold understanding.

-- His self-aggrandizing mouthings merely emphasized his insecurity.
-- Her flattering mouthings belied her true intent which was to gain your confidence before asking you for a loan.
-- His intellectual mouthings merely served as a smokescreen.

by clayby August 25, 2009

murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015

spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.

Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.

by clubshark January 13, 2009

Dry mouthing

Performing the act of fellatio after having smoked a joint when your mouth is in dire need of some water.

Yo man, she was full dry mouthing me last night. It was like being sucked off by an Arab's sandal.

by Tony Gee. November 8, 2011

Poor-Mouthing

Someone who says their poor but really isn't and just needs money.

Kanye: Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw… I'm Broke AF

Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)

by drobisch078 August 30, 2016