muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 12, 2006

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

mouffed em

To get hit really hard or to shut someone up.

Jamal and Cherri were arguein and she cocked back and mouffed em.

or

-when u are observing an arguement and one of the two parties says a snappy or quitck witted comeback it is appropriate to yell "MOUFFED EM!"

by K-roc March 16, 2007

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

by Pmouflette January 1, 2020

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006