Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

Muddy Pe Da

When a toothless Pe Da is receiving anal sex from another man and he pulls out and the Pe Da proceeds to give his friend a blow job while scrapping the shit off his Dick with his dental implant posts.

Next time please don’t bite down so hard when giving me a muddy Pe Da

by Muddygummybear July 16, 2023

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

muddy princess

When a Bro convinces a Ho that he can not have sex vaginally for their first time as he is Christian and that the only way would be to do Anal

Bro, did you ever bang that hottie from last night... "Ya dude, Give her the Muddy Princess"

by Ramkat87 May 2, 2017

Muddy Bagpipe

When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.

I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.

by KnuckingFackered September 11, 2020