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Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012
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principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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top of the mornin

Something jacksepticeye says very loud, very often.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDDIEEEES!!!
by Lladdie February 9, 2018
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chloe moriondo

a girl that will make you question your sexuality
i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?
by directionerforever124 September 3, 2019
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Morning Blow

The act of giving/receiving oral sex upon waking up.
I can't get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.
by TK_ASS March 22, 2013
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All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009
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