moisty

moisty: A female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.

16y.o Tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty

by Tim Worcester October 24, 2005

Moosterbeef

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021

Surprise Moosey

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"

"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"

by Mongrlz August 15, 2012

mootsy

Verb: suffocate with affection

Coined in my childhood by myself and my younger sister

My pet kitten is so cute, I can just mootsy him all day.

by SugarDale March 1, 2005

moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

Moosey

The feeling one get when he/she stays up waaaay past their bedtime. Usually accompanied by the yelling of random phrases, uncontrollable laughter and unusual excitement.

Jim: I LIKE BAGELS!!!!!

John: Dude, are you ok?
Jim: No man, I'm so moosey
John: Makes sense, it's almost 4 in the morning
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
John: .....

by St0mpie June 16, 2011