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Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
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MOONGOONING

The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
by Poet3991 February 8, 2024
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Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
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MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.
It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more
by Poet3991 February 15, 2024
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Moongooning

When you take the skull of a buffalo or elk, cover yourself in their blood, go into the forest and goon.
Me and Dave are going up to the Navajo reserve to go Moongooning tonight.
by Jarbeefis March 3, 2024
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MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.
"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi
by 1arn March 10, 2024
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Moongoon

Hey I was thinking about attempting a moongoon soon
by Champ gooner April 15, 2024
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