Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path

My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?

by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024

MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.

It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more

by Poet3991 February 15, 2024

Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

Moongooning

When you take the skull of a buffalo or elk, cover yourself in their blood, go into the forest and goon.

Me and Dave are going up to the Navajo reserve to go Moongooning tonight.

by Jarbeefis March 3, 2024

MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.

"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi

by 1arn March 10, 2024

Moongoon

To goon in between moon stages

Hey I was thinking about attempting a moongoon soon

by Champ gooner April 15, 2024

Moongoon

When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.

Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.

Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?

by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024