Moonjog

To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).

Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)

by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

MoonBear

Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.

Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"

by h0bbits May 24, 2014

Moondoor

To get rid of someone forever, especially if they hurt you, wronged you, or you just don't like them. Derived from Game of Thrones.

"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"

by Southernbelle June 6, 2014

Moonhowler

A very specific type of Glasgow Celtic supporter, they are extremely paranoid about anti Celtic bias and are known to spout extremely convoluted conspiracy theories, much to the amusement of the rest of Scottish football. The term refers to a wolfs despairing howl that goes unanswered, much like this area of the Celtic supports complaints. Not all Celtic supporters are moonhowlers but they are a very vocal group of supporters that give the club a bad name.

"Do you see that!? The referee should have gave Celtic a penalty! Another Rangers supporting referee!!"

"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"

"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"

"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"

by Morris505 October 5, 2021

moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

by cisi September 5, 2006

moonbat

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

by vonTrips August 29, 2009

Moodboard

A collection of images, usually published to websites such as Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram, and WeHeartIt that are aesthetically pleasing to look at.

They typically have some kind of theme, such as a color scheme, or a story to go along with the images.

The photos in moodboards usually don’t belong to the person who created it.

by mehemily September 5, 2019