The hot creamy fluid that covers a calf's face. Usually seen when the mother cow makes an abrupt movement while the calf is feeding. The resulting milk spray, or mookakke, covers the unsuspecting calf causing humiliation and eventual eating disorder, drug abuse, and promiscuous behavior later in life.
by scoresman September 21, 2011
Get the mookakke mug.If your name is “Monikann” or “Moni” for short, chances are you’re a fucking dumbass and no ones likes you. You tend to date ugly people for no reason and you think that cancer is contagious
by lauren from texas yeehaw November 1, 2019
Get the Monikann mug.Monika is an amazing friend, who gives awsome advise and always makes me laugh. She always listens to my side of stories and doesn't judge me. She is shy towards strangers but once she gets to meet you she will never shut up.
*Side Note*
She acts like a Mother Bear protecting her cubs. Her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. DO NOT PISS OFF A MOTHER BEAR.
*Side Note*
She acts like a Mother Bear protecting her cubs. Her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. DO NOT PISS OFF A MOTHER BEAR.
Girl: Hey Monika! Come and meet *enter name here*
Monika: Oh, Hi.
*Next Day*
Monika: Okay, so she told me to stop talking, so I did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that I stopped talking.
New Girl: OMG, AHAH I cant believe that you actually stopped talking.
Monika: Oh, Hi.
*Next Day*
Monika: Okay, so she told me to stop talking, so I did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that I stopped talking.
New Girl: OMG, AHAH I cant believe that you actually stopped talking.
by Im-European September 23, 2012
Get the Monika mug.We always wondered what was so damn special about whatever Joey “the Hand” Spicaducci did with his hand that meant he’d get that mob moniker slapped on him for the rest of time.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
Get the mob moniker mug.A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.
We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.
by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009
Get the still mooing mug.The best preson t h̵a̶t é̴̢̓̕x ̜̗͝ͅi ̦̍͗̿s̶̜͚̼̃t ͕͂͜s̶͈͑ i̴̧̧̱̘͙̜͇̎̒͑̾͜͜͠n ͎̝̟͂̿̆ͅ ṱ̴̢͔̉͒̚h̴̨̗̰̰̻̭̹̾̃̌̀̔͊̊̃͜e̶̬̞͛̀́͠ U ̨̪͖̗͆͂̏̔̃̈́̌͘͠n̴͖̋i̴̦̻̬̳͙͈̬͇͆̿v ͍̜͈͕̼͇̱̦̀͂̍͗͌̂͊̔̕ͅe ̠̪̈r ̣̥͖̯͇̉͂̓s̵̭̭͕̗̭͚̤̖̯̋́͘͘ë̴̼̳͕̰͙̗̪͎̽̈́̍̏̚͜
"Monika?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
by SalatSaft April 26, 2020
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