dank moochie

a dank (moist) man coochie.

friend 1: did u see that guy he's totally got a dank moochie
friend 2: ew totally.

by dank moochie November 30, 2020

Moochy

An adjective. Meaning, to be too lovey or kind. Come off too strong.

Did you hear what Brooke said?
She said that Dylan was sexy!!
Yeah man, she’s way too moochy!!

by discottz May 19, 2020

moochie cat

Tiktok slang used for users not to get their account banned meaning a girls private area

ex: a cute boy post himself
person1: omggg you’re making my moochie cat wet
person2: omggg for real he is so fineeeee

by an unknown secret July 28, 2025

moochie

a mans coochie in other words a mangina

friend 1: have u seen that guy he's def got a moochie
Friend 2: omg yes totally!

by dank moochie November 30, 2020

Moochie

A cows vagina

cow pussy, more like moochie?!

by Le0n1 December 11, 2021

Moochie

Moochie is a strong beautiful creative female pretty with a nice personality a lil rough around the edges the real definition of “Rocky” 💜 she’s amazing 💯

Moochie let’s go to CubanPetes 💯

by Raheem🤫 November 22, 2021

Da Moochie

A gang consisting of some stupid damn people: I love Applesauce, I am a Nutritious Plant, I am Good, Coolbeanio, Rubix Magic, I love Snakes, etc. This gang also looks forward to crushing All Friend's World, another gang.

Me: Let's play The Green Slime Boy

You: Oh my, ok. So what's ya password

Me: Andymac mama join them

You: Ya join them and ya see that...

Me: OH MY I SEE DA MOOCHIE IMA LEAVE RIGHT AWAY

You: Oh my, I have TA go now, call me at seven

Me: POOOOOP *Hangs up*

by The Man with the Pam January 13, 2022