Monzur

Monzur is a really cool person. They are very smart and kind. They are also very honest and loving. Monzur is empathatic and focuses very well. We should all have an Monzur.

Monzur is so cool and nice.

by MythTheFinesKid February 4, 2018

Mozart

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.

I played Mozart's Sonata no. 12 yesterday for a recital.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005

mozard

Funny, sexy, smart, killer, lover

Mozard is an amazing name that can be given to you

There are barely anybody out there with that name but if you hear someone says mozard it's mean to run away because he's going to lick your nipples and run away

by marco baby boy March 7, 2015

Mozart

The classical era composer who lived from 1756-1791. Born in Salzberg, Austria. Was a dumbass at spending money. Party like a drunk bitch oftenly. Father toured him around Europe to perform to loyalty, and he enjoyed this lifestyle so he used most of his money to party and shit. Also got rejected by a girl once. The next wife he found, his father and sister disapproved. The greatest composer ever.

This guy is such a Mozart! He is the prodigy of the prodigies!

by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

mongaretardaloid

You complete and utter fucking retarded mongoloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011