shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

monterous

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.

Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?

by Nardzama January 28, 2012

montario

Montario is a very sexy guy who stays to himself. If a Montario opens up to you, you are lucky and special to them. Montarios are also very chill and laid back .
Montario is also wanted by many but only few can have him.

Girl 1: is that Montario?
Girl 2: yeah but I heard he had a girlfriend!
Girl 1: I wish I was his girlfriend.

by Hicksjolee October 9, 2018

Montelione

A landscape artist, one with a green thumb and a muddy/wet backside. One that rolls a yard like a burrito.

The great Montelione leaped over the wall and turned my backyard into an oasis.

by The Don of Landscaping March 19, 2021

Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn

"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"

by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018

Mortarion

From the Universe of Warhammer 40.000

Mortarion, also known as the "Death Lord" or the "Prince of Decay" after he turned to Chaos, was one of the original twenty Imperial Primarchs created by the Emperor of Mankind. He was given command of the Death Guard Space Marine Legion on the arrival of the Emperor to his homeworld of Barbarus, but he turned to the service of Chaos during the Horus Heresy. At present, Mortarion is the greatest Daemon Prince of Nurgle and the Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard Chaos Space Marines.

Famous Quote: "Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester. Let it roil and squirm and churn, until you are filled with bile so poisonous that all you touch falls to ruin. Thus shall you serve Nurgle best. Thus shall you spread his virulent gifts across the false Imperium, and watch its final rotting…"

Mortarion is the Primarch of the Deathguard Legion, and the Champion of Nurgle.

"You're almost as filthy as Mortarion."

by NotLoken March 30, 2018

montesino

Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.

Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.

by suckdick September 27, 2018